August 22 2014, 11pm


  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

August 22 2014, 11pm


pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”


August 22 2014, 11pm


"I’m gonna use this car because it hasn’t got a door on it and therefore it’s lighter"

   — Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedfan)


August 22 2014, 11pm


bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 


August 22 2014, 11pm


shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

image

me: actually u kno what nvm